Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-English? (To whoever gets to understand this letter, CONGRATULATIONS!)

ORIGINAL COPY:

               The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……

October 1996,
To Marjorie

I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he got home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go

REACTION:

               At first, I was not expecting for a very horrible grammar. I expected to check simple things with its grammar, punctuations and other things. But when I am reading it, I really had a severe headache. I really got a difficult time to understand some informations. When I was already done reading it, I thought that I would have a very long time editing this.

EDITED:

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……

October 1996

To Marjorie,

I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you. Why? What reason can you think about, other than you’re very fat body. Before, I thought that Dennis only used me as his toy but sooner and later I realized that he's really sick and tired to be with you because Dennis said that he could not stand you’re habit of making decisions in all the things he do and when he will hang with friends and you're always calling if he's already at home or this or that.

Then, he said that he's very shy at me or at his family whenever you're with him and he's always asking you to exercise your very very fat body, but you hate every time he say it. So, you're thinking that you are the prettiest girl for him? What do you think, you're the "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan? 

Even you have a beautiful face (that's what you think) you don't have the right to call me using other names just to insult my personality because I never call you different names just to insult you either in front of Dennis or when his not looking. But you're the one who started it, so I don't have a choice, I will also call you names that will insult you. I will use names like PIG, FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPED GIRL. Be ashamed  about your body that is so disgusting.

You cannot blame Dennis for picking me rather than you because I am sexier than you even if when you compared us using a mirror. I repeat, you look like Lozada when she's a girl. 

Love,

The Sexiest Girl of D.M

P.S.

You said that I have bad breathe, but who is the one Dennis wants to kiss? Me or You? Its me, there you go. 

YOUR CHOICE: BLOGGING OR INFORMAL THEME NOTEBOOKS

            Technology seems to be very useful to us. Blogging is a is a discussion or informational site published on the World Wide Web. Do you still remember your compositions in your Informal Theme Notebook during your elementary days? How do you find composing articles in your informal theme?

            My elementary days are still fresh in my mind, especially the days when we're writing compositions for our informal theme. This helps students to improve their writing skills. This requires number of words and many other things. But our informal theme changed when I became a third year student. Our compositions should be in our blogs. When I heard that, I really felt that this was going to be very difficult because I am not fond of blogging. When we got our first blog, I don't know what to do, but I was able to make a blog account with the help of my friends. A time came when our teacher in English III told us that if we agree about our informal theme, instead of having a notebook as I've said we should be doing it in blog. I didn't have "NO" as an answer for that question for that time. I was really enjoying blogging. Blogging and writing compositions in notebook are just the same. The only difference is that in blogging we are doing blogs using internet and in using informal theme notebook we are writing the compositions in our notebooks. I can say that blogging is better because many people can see your blog, and also through this you can be a very famous blogger/person, while having informal theme notebook only your teacher can read it. So, I still prefer blogging than having notebooks for informal themes.

            How about you, what do you prefer?